I’m having to spend my week learning “hospitality” so that the dole continues to cough up the cash. The class consists of a EU funded administrator duping the system though it is I that seems to end up having to teach my gloopy chellovecks about the sector we so dearly wish the employ from. Motorway service stations, fast food restaurants and any other place where the employee must hold back their resentment of fortuna, and the classmates.
In order of prececedence. a humble fool, the halfwit, a nincompoop,blockhead, dunce, dolt, an ignoramus, cretin, imbecile, dullard, moron, simpleton, ninny, numbskull and a dipstick. To be fair to them the only people who have ever caused problems in this world of ours are the vicious and the rapacious of which a degree of intelligence is required they are therefore essentially angelic and so perhaps they should be treated with more kindness. I sit amongst them and resignedly contemplate my position, perhaps I fully deserve to be here a river of errors has swept me into this pool of shit.